Out of the Mouth of Will: The Inappropriate Edition

Will is taking swimming lessons to get him ready for his debut on the neighborhood swim team this summer.  For the past 6 months, he has been watching Jack and our friend Paul at swim practice, so for him to have his own practice time is very exciting.

At dinner, I was bragging to Brent about how well Will is doing in his swim class. 

Me:  Daddy, Will was swimming backstroke today!

Daddy: Will! That's great!

Me:  And Will could swim freestyle to the wall and back!

Daddy:  So Will, is your swim teacher nice?

Will:  Yes.

Daddy:  Is she pretty?  Does she look cute in her swim suit?!?!

Will:  No.  She has fat b00bs, Daddy.   

[hysterical laughter from all 4 of us]

Daddy:  Well, you shouldn't be looking at her b00bs anyway.

Will:  I can't help it.  They're always right in my face!  And when I'm doing backstroke, I try to touch the wall and I keep running into her b00bs.  First my hand and then my head.

[more hysterical laughter]


He's five.  Pray for me.